Non-Accomplishments of J. P. Keener

(A List of some of the things I have failed to accomplish in my career:)

  • NOT a member of the National Academy of Sciences

  • NOT a Fellow of the AAAS

  • NOT listed as one of the 1000 Best Mathematical Scientists

  • NOT a plenary speaker at ICIAM (International Congress on Industrial and Applied Mathematics

  • NOT a Fellow of the American Mathematical Society

  • NOT an endowed chair (I do, however, have a nice chair in my office as well as a recliner chair)

  • ... (Lots of other things)

  • Oh well. It is what it is.

  • ``He preferred to be outside and people wondered why not than to be inside and people wondered why." - attributed to Albert Camus